Little buddies.

Well, here we are, for better or for worse, just like a married couple, we have our spats when Mum and Dad pull out their hair.  That's me, Candy, the pretty 11 year old blonde on the left.  I'm getting on a bit, so haven't got much patience with toy-boy Toby on the right, a teenager of two.  Men!  They always want to play.  Me, I'm at an age when playing around with boys is beneath my dignity.  Mum understands.  Not sure about Dad. Anyway, it's nice to see you.  Thank you for the visit.  Just a minute.  Toby wants to say a few words.
Hi everybody.  This is Toby.  Hope you come back to see us from time to time.  Now, Candy...give us a kiss gal.  Aw, come on.  Let's play!